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QUICK!!!
Reach for that 'Home Alone' video in the shelf, and dump your children's matchbox cars in front of the doors, swing some half full paint cans onto ropes on the stairwell, heat up the back doorknob, and put the opening scene of Saving Pvt Ryan on pause on the HiFi.
When you find the name of the culprit, I suggest you encourage the Police to Neg rep them to hades.
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