Phil's caddie may be his best friend, but he needs to find someone on the bag who can actually tell him to bag the fucking driver and pitch out when he's against it. How do you not hit 3 wood/3 iron on 18 when all you need is par???
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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