When in Philly, one must do the Philly Dance, Mr. JimNasium. It's like a ho down, except you use an actual ho.
Take your partner by the hair
Swing her into your best chair.
Drag your partner to the street.
Stomp her gut with both your feet.
If she's breathing don't be dull
Bust a cap into her skull.
Now, kick your partner in the a$$.
Then go to church and catch a mass.
Tell the p'lice that you were stoned
And your trial will be postponed.
Then while you are out on bail
Go find a brand new piece of tail.
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