[Rain Man]

First off, I probably wouldn't make the deal.

However, if he offered a better deal, such as trading the soul of a stranger in Peru for a player, I would probably go with .... Buck Buchanan. If not him, then probably Derrick Thomas. If not him, then probably Emmitt Thomas. If not him, then probably Deron Cherry. If not him, then probably Dan Saleaumua. If not him, then probably Otis Taylor. If not him, then probably Bobby Bell. If not him, then probably Johnny Robinson.

I presume that this is based on current team needs.