Originally Posted by ChiTown
That show is funny as hell. The scene where he was taking a piss with the "servant" cleaning the urinal had me rolling on the floor.
"I recognize that, Charlie, but in this country, you have to realize that it's a sensitive issue... What about that one? He seems strong. Look at those massive thighs!
"Yeah, those are good thighs, but you're gonna have a problem with work ethic."
"That's what I'm talking about, dude. You can't be saying things like that."
"No, dude, I'm not saying that because he's black, I'm saying that--he's asleep, in his chair."
"What about that one?"
"I knew you were gonna do that. Why are you going there? That's like reverse affirmative action, dude. You don't wanna do that. You could cheat yourself out of a good slave here, man."
"How do you know he's not going to be a good slave?"
"Oh, come on!"
"One... rock of crack. One crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?""
"I'll make you a deal. Two for the price of one."
"Oh, that sounds good. How much?"
"Uh... two hundred dollars?"
"That sounds reasonable."