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Originally Posted by Iowanian
I fought a cow once.....Its known as "the cow wreck" in family lore.
It stomped my mother, broke her leg and kicked in her skull before I got to it, and then it picked me up, ran me into a barn, stomped on my chest, head and kidneys a few times.
Not a whole lot different outcome from the first bull I rode, other than my mother not being there and getting stomped on the ass.
Good times.
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This reminds me of the classic Family Guy chicken vs. Peter.
"Chicken...gave me a bad cupAAH"
Moooo