I try my best to not go to work even "still drunk form the night before", but I have had an occasion or two. One time several yrs ago, I strolled in about 15 min late, and my boss was standing right there. So he says "Have a late night last night?"
Me(still drunk): "No why?"
Boss: "You smell like a brewery."
Me(still drunk): "Naw man, that's just my toothpaste."
Boss: "Do you brush your teeth with gin?"(dead serious)
Me(still drunk) "I got alot of work to do."(walks away)
Oh well, didn't get fired, and won't tomorrow, because the drink of choice tonight was Gatorade, and now water.
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