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Originally Posted by htismaqe
I don't know about you guys, but he never ceases to amaze me.
Every time I say that his shit is going downhill, he unleashes something absolutely ****ing genius, like this one:
No doubt, you've seen Field of Dreams....and with you being in Iowa...Your mom is like a cornfield...she gets plowed, anyone can plant their seed in her, and every section of her gets hoed one way or another.
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THAT is CLASSIC!!!!! 
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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