This week's Lucky Louie was funny, too.
child - Where were you last night, poppa?
Louie - In jail.
child - What's jail?
Louie - It's where bad people go.
child - Are you a bad person?
Louie - No, I'm a good person.
child - Then why were you in jail?
Louie - 'Cause I'm a bad person.
child - Oh. I'm gonna go get a cookie.
Louie - I think I'll have one, too.
child - You can't have a cookie.
Louie - Why not?
child - 'Cause you're a bad person!
Not word for word, but you get the point. I just thought that conversation was funny.