"Turtle, I don't care if my wife is getting ****ed RIGHT NOW I need to win my money back!"
Seth Green's character has little man's complex.
The director of Queen's Blvd. is a douche and needs to shut his artsy-shmartsy mouth.
E needs to follow up on banging his girlfrien'ds friend next time he hits the East coast.
Oh show me the way to the next whiskey bar