"Turtle, I don't care if my wife is getting ****ed RIGHT NOW I need to win my money back!"
Seth Green's character has little man's complex.
The director of Queen's Blvd. is a douche and needs to shut his artsy-shmartsy mouth.
E needs to follow up on banging his girlfrien'ds friend next time he hits the East coast.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?