11. Denver Broncos (from St. Louis Rams)
Jay Cutler - QB - Vanderbilt
Ever since they won the Super Bowl, the Rams have found a way to **** up their draft. They have not drafted a Pro Bowl caliber player since 1999 when they went and got Tory Holt with the number six pick out of NC State. Then, with Jay Cutler on the board and Marc Bulger rehabbing from another injury, they trade this extremely valuable pick to the Donkos for a crackwhore from the Motel 6 on Colorado Blvd. and Colfax, a gay hustler from Cheesman Park, a bag of shitty cocaine cut with Borax and the 15th pick in the draft. The Donkos then draft Cutler, a guy with a rifle for an arm, good moxy in the pocket and enough smarts to actually graduate from Vanderbilt without the athletic scholarship if he needed to. The biggest clue with this kid is not just that he routinely eviscerated SEC defenses while protected by a threadbare line and limited talent at the skill positions, but that he was so ****ing calm during the draft. While Leinart, whom I like, looked like he was going to cry from disappointment, Cutler sat on his couch as if he had just gotten blown by three porn stars comfortable knowing that wherever he goes, he is going to start sooner rather than later. He may just get that chance since Jake Plummer's moustache is currently keeping the quarterback chair warm.