Originally Posted by Iowanian
From my experience over the years, its often the guy and girl that fight the most at a party who end up playing wedding twister in a truck bed.
Donger and Threadwrecker are destined to ruin a tubesock at a drunken tailgate, with Luv and gochiefs barely making it to left foot yellow before the mat is sticky.
So that's why I don't get any. Everyone loves me.