Originally Posted by vailpass
I'll keep getting cheated on by the guy I have until he finally meets someone his own age with whom he has things in common and whose womb is not a rocky place where his seed can find no purchase; someone he can bang without screaming "I"m coming MOM!!" involuntarily. .
SNL Standards and Practices - "you can't say 'midget,' It's just like saying the N-word.'
John Mulaney - "No it isn't, because you JUST SAID midget."