Originally Posted by vailpass
I'll keep getting cheated on by the guy I have until he finally meets someone his own age with whom he has things in common and whose womb is not a rocky place where his seed can find no purchase; someone he can bang without screaming "I"m coming MOM!!" involuntarily. .
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein