I booked my Vegas wedding.
We have 7 minutes.
She's told me no 3 times already. My $3it is ****ing l33t jean-yous and every time, declined.
We've divided it up into 3 and 4 minutes.
Help me make mein 3 minutes count brothers, help me make them count...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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