In the spririt of MartysManWhore, now introducing...
Huard'sManWhore1
Huard'sManWhore2
GoChiefs and Hootie can fight over the 1 and 2.
Or, depending upon the gender of one (you can be the judge)
Huard'sWhore
Huard'sManWhore
(I can't EVEN believe I have had someone complain to me through PMs about this). 