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Since Mr. chagrin was not called to the jury, he may participate as a witness, so long as he swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help him God unless the court isn't allowed to use that last phrase any more in which case it would be so help him any particular Supreme Being, celestial object, animal, tree, concept, or philosophy that he uses to set his life course.
(Banging gavel in a secular manner)
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