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Originally Posted by Redrum_69
Your mom is like a food dehydrator...strangers thrust their meat into her horizontally challenged body, she sits on the kitchen counter "vegging" day in and day out, and regardless of how new or fresh you are after a few days of insertion you'll be drained of ANY juices.
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Redrum's mom is like a Ron Popeil invention. She always makes your mouth water as she tempts you with tools and implements that seem to make her fruit and meat more delicious. It always looks better as she pimps away at her wares, then when all the fancy talk is over with, she sticks you with a bill and writes your name on the wall so that all of her friends can call you and see if you will pay for them as well.