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Another time (Not so proud of this one)... This was before adultfriendfinder charged and in my (once again) bored college days. This time I was home over the summer.
Hooked up with some chick after emailing & talking with her on the phone. It took about 30 minutes after meeting her in person before we signed the contract.
Another one... Met this chick in the club... Used to be called Tucan Sam's on 85th and Wornall. Got her # and spoke to her for about 1 hour before she was telling me what she wanted to do to me. I thought she was talking shit until I went over her house around 2am & she came to the door with a see-through robe on & no panties.
I was so shocked, I didn't know what to do. small talk small talk small talk... Then she straddles me and starts giving me a lap dance. 30 minutes within meeting her outside the club to sign that contract.
On the reverse side of that... We were in college my sophomore year and one of my friends had his own apartment and had some chicks over & one was for me. To make a long story short... I must've spent 5 hours straight trying to sign that contract. She wasn't budging because she said I wouldn't talk to her the next day if we did.
I finally gave up (after 5 hours). I got to my dorm room and my balls hurt so bad they mad my stomach hurt. Before that, I only heard about the blue balls feeling. I went straight to the shower to relieve myself while taking a shower. Best damn feeling EVA.
Next night we were to go over there. She was upset I didn't come over because she wanted to give me some the next night. By that point, I was so pissed about the night before I wouldn't have touched her cooter with GoChiefs rod.
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