You gotta use myspace man, it's so easy and alot of the time they talk to you first. I think it's the most efficient way to pick up whores. That way no chicks I know or guys I know will know these girls originally, and that means less drama, which is a very good thing. I can't tell you how many fights I've had in high school and some in college regarding stupid issues with girls. Not only is it efficient, but if u meet them and don't ever want to talk to them again, you don't have to. It's easy to screen too, you can pretty much figure out from their profile if they are crazy or gold diggers, etc. Chicks on myspace are so crazy horny it's not even fair, and when you both don't have any social connection to common family or friends chicks will screw you alot more because nobody will know about it.
But to answer the question, the fastest after I've met a girl to me sleeping with them wasn't from finding them online. It was during spring break last year. It was at the end of the night, club was closing down, and I was annihilated. As me and my buddies stumbled out, I asked a chick what she thought about casual sex. She kinda laughed at first, and we talked for maybe 3-4 minutes. You know, typical drunk talk. Then she's like so where do you want to go? And well, the beach was only about 2 blocks away so that was where the magic occured. I'm sure there was literally sand in her giner when we were done.
Time from first word spoken to each other until the genital fricton ocurred......about 12 minutes.
Last edited by BWillie; 12-31-2006 at 02:03 AM..
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