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Originally Posted by FAX

Slightly off-topic, but what the hay.

Ode To A Meatpeeker.

By FAX

Oh, Meatpeeker, Meatpeeker, why do you stare?
I came here to whizz, not to have an affair.
And please don't make eye contact. You've stopped the flow!
My bladder is bashful and now I can't go.

Oh, Meatpeeker, Meatpeeker why do you gaze?
I'm proud of my pecker but you seem amazed.
I saw you look. There's an an unsubtle glance!
Now I wish I'd never unzipped my pants.

If I could make water, I'd turn to my right
And piss in your eyes just to ruin your sight.
God, I've got to urinate. It's now or never
But sadly, this pitstop is taking forever.

Do you come here often? Should this be allowed?
Is this where you find out how well you're endowed?
I expected a waterfall, but it's just a leaker
And it is all your fault, you gol-darned Meatpeeker.

FAX

Let out a huge fart while you piss that should clear out the stall.