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Two miserable cow pokes were attacked by an evil witch who turned one of them into a mushroom.
Well, they had cows to herd and there wasn't time to worry. So, for the next few days, they had a great time herding cows. Life was grand just enjoying the sunshine and getting along with little doggies and watching the tumblin' tumbleweeds and peering off into the open range. Then, just as fast as a horse can pee on a barrel cactus, the mushroomed cow poke turned back into a regular cow poke again.
The other cow poke said, "Dangit. I'm sure sorry you turned back into a cow poke."
The second cow poke said, "Why, you crazy cow poke?"
And the first cow poke said, "Well, because for a little while there, you were a fun guy."
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