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A man on a flight to Dallas strikes up a conversation with an incredibly beautiful woman sitting next to him.
"So, why are you going to Dallas?" he asks.
"The annual convention," she replies, "of the Young Nymphomaniacs Association of America."
This perks the man up. "So why is the convention being held in Dallas?"
"Because," she replies, "we've conducted a great deal of research, and have concluded that cowboys and Jews make the best lovers. And there are large numbers of both groups in Dallas." The woman pauses, then says, "I'm Sue, by the way. I didn't get your name."
"Hopalong Weinberg," the man says.
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