BTW, I "came to be" through the wonders of modern chemistry: it took several scientists years to come up with a person who could eat as much as he wants without gaining a pound, someone with marvelous good looks, well-hung and an intellect unlike any seen before.
Yeah, we all know about me, I was wondering about you.
"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules."
-- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant