[Over-Head]

If ya have to ask, I probably wouldn't have enough time to explain.


1)
The owner of a golf course in Newfoundland was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The Memorial University of Newfoundland and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

2)

A group of Newfi’s went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

3)
The Newfoundland RCMP pulled over a pickup truck on Highway 1.
The RCMP officer asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"


4)
A senior in Newfoundland was overheard saying .. "when the end of the
world comes, I hope to be in Newfoundland."
When asked why, he replied
"Because everything happens in Newfoundland twenty years later than in
the rest of the civilized world."