Since I dont live around you guys, but really enjoy poop threads, I am asking permission to semi-hijack this thread.
In a semi-related subject........I took a dump this morning, and it was a nice healthy dump. However, when I leaned through my legs to see what I had just done, I saw something that was slightly disturbing........Instead of a really big long turd, or a pool of diahrea, it was just a pile of what looked like someone had just dumped a bag of top soil into the bowl. Has anyone ever had this? It was like my ass couldnt make up its mind if it wanted to lay a turd or have full fledged diahrea. This was new to me.
And it goes without saying that this left quite the turd stain on the bottom of the bowl......which certain someone will have fun cleaning up.
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