I remember when I was in Cancun in 1995..I was being told repeatedly by this Mexican cab driver about a place called ''Chili Willies'',and that it was loaded with ''chicas''..one night while I was 100% inebriated we decided to take our friendly cab driver up on his offer...so..we are driving for about 30 minutes(and anybody who has been to Cancun knows you can be at any hot spot with in 15 minutes)when I ask the cab driver..''dunde esta ''chilli willies''?y quantes mas tiempo?
well,as soon as I spoke we pull into a parking lot with about 100 taxi cabs in it..we pull up to the front door and there is this 7ft 300 lb mexican giant there with an assortment of women..it didn't take long for me to figure out that we had arrived at a whore house..as I roll my window down a Mexican hooker goes..f**ky f**ky..sucky sucky..cien dollares
..I told the driver to hit the road....it sucked..it cost me 80 pesos for that round trip to nowhere..
We had thought it was a club obviously..but in my drunkin stuper..I never asked if it was a whore house..oh well..