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Woman walks in a bar holding a duck under her arm, sits down and orders a drink.
Drunk at the bar stands up, swaying, slurring.....Excuse me, but we don't allow pigs in this bar.....
The woman, indignant....Sir, I'll have you know that is not a pig, it's a duck!
Drunk.....Yeah, I know, I was talking to the duck....
It's a good joke to tell live cause you can do the drunk voice and the indignant woman voice. Try it the next time you've had enough beers to feel extra clever.
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