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One dark and stormy night a man went down into his cellar to get some wine.
He opened the door and shut it, pitching the cellar into darkness, and then heard a deep voice.
"I'm gonna getcha! And when I getcha! I'm gonna eat ya!"
He walked down the steps to get to the light switch. And again, he heard the voice.
"I'm gonna getcha! And when I getcha! I'm gonna eat ya!"
He approached the light switch, feeling around in the dark. As he was about to pull the switch, again he heard the voice.
"I'm gonna getcha! And when I getcha! I'm gonna eat ya!"
He turned on the switch, and saw a little boy in the corner picking his nose.
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