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Originally Posted by Redrum_69
Carrie Underwood 
Shes a fugging whore turned american idol slut...if she hadnt won, she'd still be banging truckers at the rest stop like your mom.
Gochiefs mom is like a cinnamon roll...her curvaceous body glistens and tempts every passerby, strangers finger her doughy outside, and each inch of her tanned body will leave your fingers sticky and your mouth glazed. |
Gochiefs is furiously trying to come up with some witty response right now.
Either that or he is crying.