Originally Posted by Simplex3
what did the cannible say to the other cannible after they ate the clown? Did he taste funny to you?
Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes."
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wipes his ass.
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair.
Just in time for "Hannibal Rising."