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Originally Posted by Rain Man
So what's the weather like at Guantanamo this time of year?
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I'm not sure, they didn't let us out much. I'll never try to check in as "The Honorable Khalil Ali Shabazz Allah-Akbar" at DIA again.
Two things I can tell you:
Water tabling isn't nearly as bad as the liberal media would lead you to believe...
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No matter how intriguing it may sound, the answer to "Are you volunteering for a game of electrical testicles?" is ALWAYS "no." It does not "just tingle."
I think my repeated "Are you done with those pork chops?" and "Dude, you haven't touched your bacon, what's wrong with you?" finally convinced them I really wasn't an Al Kwayder.