[Rain Man]

A=And with their first pick, the Chiefs select running back Ethan Horton.
B=Baker's kick goes out of bounds!
C=Carlton Gray is pleased with his free-agent contract in Kansas City.
D=Dan Williams says he is prepared to sit out the entire season.
E=Elliott lines up for the field goal try.
F=First-rounder Trezelle Jenkins looks uncomfortable out there.
G=Grbac is healthy, and he'll be our starter.
H=Hey, Bartee! Turn your head!
I=I can't believe that Hackett called a two-yard pass on third and eight.
J=Jack Steadman has just been added to the Ring of Fame.
K=Kevin Lockett is more valuable to our team than Joe Horn.
L=Lew Bush is the Chiefs' major acquisition this offseason.
M=Minnesota didn't make it to the table in time, so Ryan Sims is a Chief!
N=Neil Smith is now officially a Denver Bronco.
O=Only three losses the entire season, so the Chiefs will have home-field advantage throughout the playoffs.
P=Paul Palmer doesn't think his size will be an issue in the NFL.
Q=Quickly, the Broncos' offensive line wipes off the foreign material and comes back into the game without a penalty.
R=Robinson only has one man rushing the passer!
S=Schottenheimer is pulling Greg Hill for Marcus Allen again.
T=Thomas was not wearing a seat belt.
U=Unless Stoyanovich can make this field goal again after the holding call, the Chiefs' season is over.
V=Valuable seconds are ticking away as Grbac calls the Chiefs into a huddle.
W=Wide Left. He missed!
X=X-rays show severe ACL damage to Sylvester Morris' knee.
Y=Yepremian hits it, and the game is finally over.
Z=Zero punts? In the whole game?