When the cop pulled up to your window you should have started laughing your azz off and then said, "Dude, it's St. Patrick's Day tomorrow, not Halloween!"
That usually goes over well with a uniformed officer.
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Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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