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Originally Posted by Direckshun
Watching Conan right now, and I want to **** the shit out of Tina Fey.
Just **** her 'til she snaps in half, then find a way to **** each individual lifeless half, and die right there, having nothing left to live for. The murder-suicide will send me to hell probably, but most likely Tina will be there too and I imagine she'll be much harder to snap, resulting in all kinds of hellfire sex of which the demons will surely forbid from then on.
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So are you trying to say that you like Tina Fey?
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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