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Is it too late to offer advice? I think he should shave her name into his hair, and then write her name all over his face in magic marker, and, depending on how hard she is to impress, maybe also carve her name into his forearms with the sharp edge of a tin can. Women like commitment.
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I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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