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Originally Posted by Mr. Carlson the Bugeater
No kidding. Greta Van Susteran would already be broadcasting live on location if it were true.
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Only after she pile-drived Katie Couric and flying-suplexed Brian Williams to get the spot.
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4. Performance enhancing drugs:
A) are my ticket to the Hall of Fame.
B) would be better if they tasted like fruit and were shaped like various Flintstones characters.
C) are not for me, because I find that cocaine aids my performance much more effectively.
D) apparently worked for Rodney Harrison.
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