Originally Posted by SNR
It's called Schadenfreude. Life is too short to not make funny jokes about a story like this.
So is the girl now.
(I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.)
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line.
Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time.
Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame.
Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.