Originally Posted by fightclub1983
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
I hope to God he reads this site and finds you somehow and kicks the ever loving shit out of you.
1. Why would you brag about something like that?
2. Why would you post it on the internet?
3. You're a ****ing dumbass and should get his ass kicked.
Threads like this piss me off. I hope I see you someday so I can slap the shit out of you because you deserve.
****in prick. People like you piss me off.