Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Its not a laptop but whatever makes you feel better.
Come off it, you don't have the balls.
Like Costanza with his belated 'jerk store' riposte, you thought too late 'how cool would I be if I could steal something and get away with it?' Let's test it by making up a story on a BB.
IRL, you would've pissed down your leg and ran or acted so hinky you'd get beaned with a dozen frappacinos before you even got to the guy's table.
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein