Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.
Dad? WTF are you doing on the intertubes? Mom said you were in the garage working on the riding mower.
SNL Standards and Practices - "you can't say 'midget,' It's just like saying the N-word.'
John Mulaney - "No it isn't, because you JUST SAID midget."