Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.
Dad? WTF are you doing on the intertubes? Mom said you were in the garage working on the riding mower.
You ever notice how on stop lights, green means go, but on a banana it's the opposite? Yellow means "go ahead." Green means "slow down." And red means "Where the **** did you get that banana?"