Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.
Dad? WTF are you doing on the intertubes? Mom said you were in the garage working on the riding mower.
- I need Malcolm. You're too Martin. Know what they did to him, they killed him. . .
- Didn't they kill Malcolm too?
- No, no, no, they say that. But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.
- That's how funerals work.