Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.
Dad? WTF are you doing on the intertubes? Mom said you were in the garage working on the riding mower.
The turkey twerked his tired tail
The cranberries comboed well with cooked kale
And sad Scotty Scott sadly sat, slowly singing 'Vicky Vale, Vicky Vale.'