In honor of the South Park movie playing tonight, I'm going to revive a
post I made right after the NFL Draft when analysts across the board criticized us for not addressing enough of our needs:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Direckshun
*to the tune of "Blame Canada"*
Time's have changed.
The Chiefs have blown today!
They haven't drafted OL,
They just want the BPA!
Salisbury: Should we blame Carl Peterson?
Theismann: Or blame Herm Edwards?
All: For these injustices we can't describe with words!
Kiper: Yes, blame Kansas City!
Everyone: Blame Kansas City!
Kiper: With all their value charts and such,
And respect for subtle touch!
Everyone: Blame Kansas City!
Blame Kansas City!
Kiper: We need to form a full assault!
Everyone: It's Kansas City's fault!
Schlereth: Don't blame depth,
For Staley's rise!
The people wanted more OTs
And the Neilsen never lies!
Golic: And Keyshawn Johnson thinks
We should all take Guards in the first!
But we're paid to ignore the fact that he lost his burst!
Kiper: Well, blame Kansas City!
Everyone: Blame Kansas City!
Kiper: Must find that right hysteric pitch
When we're told it's time to bitch!
Everyone: Blame Kansas City!
Blame Kansas City!
Some Guy: It's not even a real market anyway! |