Auntie Mae's in MHK back in the college partying days. There was an afterhours party at my best friend's house. He had met a couple girls at the bar, and tried to convince us that the halfway cute one was a total groupie, and would surely give everybody at the afterhours some mouthlove(
). Well, the girls friend was a total mutt, but she had to come along as well. My friend pleads with me to give her a ride to his house, since he was taking the cute one in his truck. Not that big of a deal. Well we head to his house, and about 4 blocks from his house, I see cop lights behind me. I'd been drinking a little, but the girl with me was really trashed. The cop happened to pull me over on a pretty busy street, so he approached us on the passenger side where drunk muttly whom I had just met was seated. The officer takes my ID/Ins. and checks it out. Comes back to my car and asks if we'd been drinking. At that moment, drunk muttly explodes in a bile fountain of foofoo drinks, jello shots, and half-digested nachos. She hit my dash, the passenger door, and eventually down the officer's leg who was trying to jump out of the way. I'll never forget the look on his face as he whipped the pen he was holding to get the vomit off it. He very sternly told me to get her the hell home and he didn't want to see me out again that night. I told him not to worry, that getting her the hell out of my truck was priority #1.
He was shaking his head and looking down at his pants now coated in a chunky green/orange mixture. My truck smelled for months. Never saw drunk muttly again........