[DJay23]

I've got so many (not all of them me) I can't separate a favorite so here is a brief synopsis of the ones what stand out:

When I was in I think 3rd or 4th grade, I fell ill after lunch. I spent the afternoon in the nurse's office. The nurse called my mom to come meet me out front when school was out. As I walked up to her, she went to put her arm around me and ask me if I was ok and I promptly hurled at her feet. We started walking down the sidewalk and I continued puking off to the side, grossing everyone out within site and earshot.

This time 7th grade. I used to get horrible migraines in my early teens and this was a real doozy. I had a bunk bed in those days and I slept up top. Well, I felt very sick and decided that I couldn't jump off or climb down, I would just have to let fly off the bed. I did. Come morning it was revealed that I had lost one of my pillows over the side and ended up puking right on the pillow. The pillow was a loss, but the carpet saved.

Age of 14. We had just moved to Canon City, Colorado and were living in a hotel. We had gone out to eat at a Chinese restaurant. I had some sweet and sour chicken. The chicken decided it wanted out as I lie in bed that night. A huge mouthful of chunder came up before I could even spring out of the bed. I held my hand over it, but it began springing leaks. I made it to the bathroom door only to find that my genious of a sister had shut and latched it. I took my hand off my mouth to push the door as I turned the knob with the other hand and of course sent puke splattering all over the entire bathroom and it's door. My mom was not pleased the next morning because of course I didn't clean it up.

About 4 years ago. At my friend's cottage in upstate New York. A bunch of guys wanted to go out to a local bar. My buddy is sitting in a lawn chair passed out. Someone said he wouldn't go. He heard the challenge through the haze, leaned to one side, puked, hosed his mouth out, got up and said, "let's go." Greatest puke and rally I've ever seen. He spent the night getting hit on by old ladies.

Two years ago at school. I had my kids lined up to go to lunch, when some 5th grader puked in the hall right across from my room. One of the other teachers that didn't have a class stood near the puddle until the custodian could get there, presumably to stop anyone from tracking through it. Of course, as I engaged her in conversation about how lucky we are to be going to lunch to such a wonderful smell, a student, unbenownst to her, got behind the teacher in the hall, and of course slipped and fell in the puke. She slipped a couple more times trying to get up with a dumb look on her face, unsure at how she had just gone down. I had a hard time not laughing at that one.