at a bar back in the day when they used to have drink and drown night.
pitchers of Old Milwaukee(aka camel piss) for 50 cents.
midway through the night and i my friend gets my into a chugging contest from money.
whomever chugs the entire pitcher fastest wins.
i won ... then won again
started drawing a crowd and the bets starting going up.
after a couple hours i had competed and won 4 or 5 times.
well the sheer volume of liquid was just too much .... i could barely breath.
i told my friend we needed to go
we are walking out of the bar and i'm trying to hold it down. My friend gets to the door and opens it ...... hears the "gurgle,gurgle" sound behind him and quickly steps to the side just outside the door.
me .... i'm still about 2 steps inside the bar.
i projectile vomit at least a pitcher's worth of beer the 2 feet inside the bar, out the door, on to the sidewalk outside the bar.
it was quite an "exorcist" moment
felt much better afterwards ..... we ended up going to another bar.
