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Once upon a time, there was a young man at a keg party.
Whilst there, one of the girls became exceedingly intoxicated and passed out on the ground. The young man, in an act of chivalry and moment of compassion, took it upon himself to minister to the girl by taking her on his shoulder, to his car, and, from there, to her home. Sadly, the girl decided to vomit as the young man was carrying her to the car and her vomit ran down his back, into his shorts, and between his butt cheeks. This greatly disturbed the young man and he promptly tossed the girl into some nearby bushes and danced the ass-vomit dance for some moments.
It would be a long time before the young man was attentive to a drunken female after that.
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