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Originally Posted by el borracho
Are you serious?
You should have stuck with anonymous mom jokes.
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Redrum's mom is like the meadowlands during football season. She has 2 whole football teams running up and down her field wanting to call her home. She enjoys the crowds that come to watch and trys to make them all comfortable and happy. She always tells the one thats home, that she is there for them and this is their house, she even paints herself up in their favorite colors. But then, like the 2 timer she is, as soon as that team goes away, she invites her other "homer" into to her house.