[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

Chiefs 31 - Texans 6

In an epic fit of retributional fury for preseason ineptitude and vanillaish oversaturation, Gunther unleashes hell on Houston's offensive. Tears of horror and pleas of mercy and compassion resonate from the Houston crowd, but they fall upon deaf and uncaring ears of the Kansas City sideline. Somewhere in a dingy sports bar in the suburbs of Houston, David Carr screams in hysterical laughter. Arthur Blank softly weeps in a darkened Atlanta luxury box.

As the final whistle blows, Cunningham strides across midfield, his shoes kicking up splashes of blood and gore, to where the lifeless, decapitated body of Matt Schaub lies amongst the plethora of twitching body parts of Black, Salaam and Winston. Gunther looks down, a small, satisfied smile spreads across his cracked, parched lips. He then lets out a low snarl and spits on the dead quarterbacks body.

"fuck family fun night."

Now THAT'S a ****ing post. Rep.