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Dear Greatest Fans in the NFL:
In 19 years I have made millions, bordering on billions of dollars for the Hunt family.
I have helped pass a multi-million dollar stadium improvement package.
I've helped get the Chiefs exposure in Europe and Asia for the coming globalization of the NFL.
I've brought you hall of fame players like Joe Montana and Marcus Allen.
I've made sure our Arrowhead Nachos are the cheeziest in the NFL.
I've built a beautiful tent pavilion for our VIP fans...the Red Coaters.
I've had my own personal radio show to make myself available to my adoring public.
I am, in short, the longest tenured General Manager in Professional Sports.
And my parachute is Golden, baby. Swim in my wake.
Don't forget to buy your tickets for the November MU-KU Border Showdown at Arrowhead Stadium.
You're Welcome.
Your Pal,
Carl "Delano" Peterson
LTGMIPS
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