Someone with a good point about how annoying this Cena post-injury fellatio will be for the next several months:
Originally Posted by OneThousandMonkeys
This post-injury stuff about Cena only makes me hate him more. "Oh no THE CHAMP has sustained an injury of no greater seriousness than the stuff other people have been getting. Unlike them, though, we'll keep talking about CENA'S HEROIC SACRIFICES."
**** off, Gregory Helms' nose swelled up to the size of a football and then he broke his neck wrestling over a title. The Undertaker wrestled an LMS with a rolled arm muscle and was in visible pain the entire title match, and still finished it and then had a cage match. Edge has taken more hard falls than Cena will in his entire career. Ken Kennedy lost a main event push because of an injury. Even Triple H has now killed both his quads and there still wasn't as much Poochie bullshit about that.
Countless guys have gotten into the same bind or worse as Cena. We should care about none of these guys as much as Cena though!
And yeah most of those guys are heels or have weird gimmicks where it's difficult to describe them having surgery and therefore sound as if they are mortal. But you know what, I didn't see Triple H being a heel stopping him from getting the shit hyped out of him after his first quad tear.
To top everything else off, Raw is perfectly well off without any interjection from Cena at all. It's Cena's absence, in fact, that has made the title scene interesting.
We can have Cena appreciation week when he has spinal fusion surgery like half the veterans on the roster, or does something amazing like finish out a match, to the exact original plan, on an injury that will put him out for half a year.
AND HIS HAIRCUT STILL MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
Originally Posted by Skip Towne
How do they decide who"wins" these matches? Do people bet on them?
Serious answer: The WWE operates pretty much like a high school.