On the subject of Festus going from 'duhurrrrr' to rapeface:
Cole: "Sorta like, you know, Peter Parker into Spider-Man or Clark Kent into
Cole: "Really, it is. From a nerd to a superhero."
JBL: "And you're like from a nerd to a nerd."
Smackdown! is already better than the previous twenty iMPACTs combined.